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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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[BEEPING]

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[CHILDREN WHIMPERING]

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OOH.

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EEE!

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AAH!

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[SQUEAKS]

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[CHILDREN OOHING
        AND AHHING]

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BY ORDER OF THE SCHOOL
        BOARD'S PROGRAM

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TO REDUCE MISERY
    AMONG SCHOOLCHILDREN,

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THIS CLASS IS ISSUED
    ONE CLASSROOM PET.

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HAMSTER, CLASS.
        NAME--PEEPI.

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OH, PEEPI.
IT'S SO CUTE.

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LOOK AT HIS LITTLE
            PEEPI FACE.

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HE'S LIKE A LITTLE
        FUZZY PEEPI PERSON!

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[BABY-TALKING]

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AAH!

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DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY
ANYTHING AT THIS POINT?

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IF YOU ARE REFERRING
    TO MY REACTION

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TO THAT HAIR...
    MONSTER,

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I CAN ASSURE YOU
    THAT, LIKE THE OTHER
    NORMAL CHILDREN,

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I FIND IT, UH...

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CUTE.
            THE WORD IS "CUTE."

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HUMANS THINK
            HAMSTERS ARE CUTE.

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Zim: YES.

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THIS CUTENESS HAS
        A CURIOUS EFFECT
        ON HUMAN BEINGS,

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MAKES THEM WEAK.

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[POUNDING FOOTSTEPS]

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[ROARING]

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[PEOPLE OOHING
        AND AHHING]

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PEOPLE OF EARTH,

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CAN YOU RESIST
THE HYPNOTIC POWER

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OF PEEPI?

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NOW, KNEEL BEFORE ZIM!

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[CROWD CHANTING]
        PEEPI, PEEPI...

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Zim: HAVE SOME OF THIS!

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Ms. Bitters:
TAKE A GOOD LOOK, CHILDREN.

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IT WILL PREPARE YOU
FOR YOUR ADULT LIVES

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IN OUR NIGHTMARISH
CORPORATE SYSTEM.

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HMM, YES.

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IT JUST MIGHT WORK.
                    Dib: HMM?

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[SQUEAKING]

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[DOOR OPENS]

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[STRAINING]

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MINUTE 26.

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IF YOU'RE DETERMINED TO LET
THE BLOOD RUSH TO YOUR HEAD--

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HUH--YOU BETTER HAVE
TRAINED FOR IT.

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MS. BITTERS, HAVE YOU NOTICED
ANYTHING STRANGE
ABOUT THE HAMSTER?

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HE'S 3 TIMES HIS SIZE AND HE HAS
THAT HIDEOUS THROBBING ALIEN
    DEVICE ON HIS BACK.

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[BURPS]

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Zim: THE EARTH BOY IS
    TRYING TO INTERFERE.

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NOW IS THE TIME
    TO USE THAT PEEPI
    CREATURE'S CUTENESS

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TO DIVERT ATTENTION.

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[CRASH]

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[CRACKING]

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[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

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THIS IS A LITTLE AHEAD
OF SCHEDULE.

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[SQUEAKS]

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[CAR HORNS HONKING]

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YES, MY CREATION!

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GROW! GROW!

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[ROARS]

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[MEN SCREAMING]

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Woman: AAH!

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NOW, PEEPI,

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COME TO YOUR MASTER!

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PEEPI?
[CAR ALARM]

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PEEPI!

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OH, PEEPI!

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PEEPI!

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ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE
            TO CONFESS?

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NO! DON'T BE SILLY.

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[SCREAMING]

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Announcer: EXPERTS ARE STILL
    BAFFLED OVER THE ORIGINS
        OF ULTRA-PEEPI,

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THE GIANT MUTANT HAMSTER
    NOW RAVAGING THE CITY.

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BUT THEY ALL AGREE, HE'S JUST
FUZZY WUZZY ADORABLE, ISN'T HE?

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HE SURE IS.

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AAH!

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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[ROARS]

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Woman: OH, NO!
        OH! OH...

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OH, LOOK! HE'S USING
THE BUILDING LIKE A TOOTHPICK.

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COME HERE!
YOU MUST OBEY ME!

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I AM YOUR LORD
    AND HAMSTER MASTER!

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NO, NO!
    DON'T FEAR THE PEEPI!

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FEAR ME! FEAR<i> ME!</i>

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[PEEPI ROARING]

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WELL, HE DOES SEEM TO BE
DESTROYING THE HUMANS,

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AND THAT<i> IS</i> GOOD.

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UH, GOOD JOB, PEEPI!

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I'LL JUST WAIT
UNTIL YOU'RE ALL DONE HERE.

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CARRY ON.
                Man: HELP!

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HELP!

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AW, WOOK AT HIS
                WITTLE FEET.

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AAH!

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Man: I DON'T CARE WHAT
        THE BLAZES IT WANTS.
        I JUST WANT IT STOPPED.

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BUT, GENERAL,

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I COULDN'T FIRE
A MISSILE

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AT THAT FURRY
LITTLE FACE.

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COULD YOU?

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Men: UH-UH.
        NO, NO. MM-MM.

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Dib: WAIT! I HAVE IMPORTANT
INFORMATION ABOUT ULTRA-PEEPI!
    YOU HAVE TO LISTEN!

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NOW, LET THE BOY TALK.

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HE'S NOT A NORMAL HAMSTER.

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HE'S BEEN ALTERED SOMEHOW
THROUGH ALIEN TAMPERING.

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EATING MAKES HIM LARGER!

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THE MORE HE EATS,
THE BIGGER HE GETS!

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GOOD WORK, BOY!
        HOW DO WE STOP IT?

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I...DON'T KNOW.

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GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

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Dib: HEY!
    [GRUNTING]

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GENERAL!
WE THINK WE KNOW
            WHERE HE'S GOING!

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[DISTANT SIRENS BLARING]

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[JUVENILE MUSIC PLAYING]

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WHAT ARE
            YOU WATCHING?

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<i> ANGRY MONKEY.</i>

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THAT...
            HORRIBLE MONKEY!

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MM-HMM.
WHERE'S ULTRA-PEEPI?

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HE'S WORKING.

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[NEWS THEME INTERRUPTS]

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Announcer:
    REPORTS ARE NOW IN

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THAT ULTRA-PEEPI IS OUT AT
    THE CITY'S PELLETS PLANT.

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IF HE REACHES THE RESERVE
    SUPPLY OF HAMSTER PELLETS,

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HE COULD GROW
TO UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS.

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[DISTANT THUMPING]
            WHAT IS THAT NOISE?

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[POUNDING FOOTSTEPS]
                [GASPS]

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NO!

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YOU WILL NOT DESTROY
YOUR MASTER'S SECRET BASE!

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I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!

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OBEY YOUR CREATOR!

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[ROARS]

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YOU MADE ME DO THIS, PEEPI.

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I HATE TO BE THE BAD GUY,
    BUT YOU MUST BE DISCIPLINED,

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OR YOU'LL NEVER LEARN.

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[ROARS]

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[ROARING]

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Zim: HEY, PEEPI,
        CHECK THIS OUT.

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NEVER THOUGHT
            I'D SEE<i> THAT.</i>

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PEEPI!
        TURN BACK NOW!

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DO NOT INVOKE THE WRATH
    OF THE IRKEN ELITE!

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Zim: AAH! AAH....

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HE'S UNCONSCIOUS!

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WAIT!

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IF I CAPTURE HIM NOW,

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NO ONE WILL BE ABLE
        TO STOP THE HAMSTER!

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BUT IF I LET HIM GO
        TO FIGHT PEEPI,

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HE'S JUST GOING
        TO KEEP ON TRYING
        TO DESTROY MANKIND.

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THIS STINKS.

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OK.

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SO IF I SAVES HIM,

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THEN HE'LL MOVE ON
        TO DESTROY MANKIND

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AND UPSET THE BALANCE
        OF THE ENTIRE EARTH,
        WHICH IS WHAT I'VE...

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GIR! COME GET ME!

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Gir: YES, MY LORD!
[GRUNTS]

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BUT IF THE HAMSTER GOES
        ON TO SAVE MANKIND--

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
        NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

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THE HAMSTER DOESN'T--
WAIT!

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ZIM! PROMISE ME YOU'RE
ON OUR SIDE THIS TIME.

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I KNOW NOT OF "SIDES,"
        EARTH STINK,

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BUT JUST THIS ONCE,
        I AGREE WITH YOU.

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THE HAMSTER MUST
        BE STOPPED.

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NO! OH, WAIT.

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YEAH. GO ON, THEN.

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[POUNDING FOOTSTEPS]

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[FUNK PLAYING]

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♪ YEAH ♪

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♪ OH, YEAH ♪

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♪ ULTRA-PEEPI ♪

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READY, UNIT 7?
FIRE ON MY MARK.

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3, 2--

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OH, JUST LOOK AT HIM.

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Zim: PEEPI!

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PEEPI!

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THE WEENIE TEMPTS YOU!

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[ROARING]

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AAH!

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NOW WE'RE BEING ATTACKED
BY GIANT WEENIES.

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GET THE WEENIE!
GET IT!

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YES, ULTRA-PEEPI.

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YES! OBEY!

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YES, YES, YES!

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NO! BAD PEEPI!

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DON'T EAT THE WHEEL!
            HUH?

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OK, LET'S TRY AND GO
    WITH THE HAMSTER THIS TIME.

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WE GOT TO USE THIS STUFF
        ON SOMETHING.

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Dib: DON'T ATTACK!

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THE ALIEN IS TRYING
TO GET RID OF THE HAMSTER!

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DON'T INTERRUPT HIS PLANS!

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BOY'S CRAZY.
    PUT HIM IN ONE
OF THEM CRAZY BUCKETS.

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[GRUNTING]

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GRR! NO TIME TO SPARE!

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FINE, ULTRA-PEEPI.
YOU HAD THIS COMING.

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[SNIFFLING]
                    WHY?
Dib: WHY?

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BECAUSE ALIEN TAMPERING
WITH OUR LIFE FORMS
IS DANGEROUS

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AND ENDS IN PAIN--
AAH!

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BECAUSE WHEN YOU CREATE
A GIANT MONSTER OF DOOM,

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NO MATTER HOW CUTE,
YOU HAVE TO--
YOU HAVE TO...

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I DON'T KNOW.

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[SNIFFLING]

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BUT STOP SNIVELING,
LITTLE WORM MONKEY.

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ULTRA-PEEPI WILL
LIVE ON, OUT THERE,

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IN THE STARS.

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00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,898
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
    --www.ncicap.org--

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Zim: YOU'RE DOOKY!